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また切らしたのかい?
>You ran out again?

ボクが買ってくるよ、かなえさん
>I'll buy some back, Kanae-san.

[Anri]
ボク、買ってきてあげようか?
>Should I buy some back for you?

[Tenkyouin]
頼む!いやだめだ! だめ! 
>Please! No, don't! Don't!

ダメッ!
>DON'T!

[Narration]
天京院は白衣をはためかせ、慌てふためきながら、ガラクタの山をひっくり返す。
>Tenkyouin waved her lab coat about and rummaged through the mountain of junk while raising a din in panic.

[Narration]
まだ稼働しそうなミルとサイフォンを山から掘り起こすと、両脇に抱えて部屋を飛び出した。
>Digging out a mill and syphon which still seemed to be working, she clutched them with both arms and dashed out the room.

[Narration]
バタンッ!
>Bang!

[Narration]
……
>...

バタンッ!
>Bang!

[Narration]
と、すぐに戻ってきて、机に置き忘れたカップを指にひっかける。
>She returned immediately and hooked her fingers through the handle of the cup she had forgotten on the table.

[Tenkyouin]
忘れ物。
>Ah, she forgot something.

[Anri]
ボクのとお揃いのカップだものね。
>Yours and my cup are in a set after all.

[Tenkyouin]
……いいじゃないか、何でも!
>...Isn't whatever fine!?

[Tenkyouin]
いいか杏里、現場だ、現場!ゲンバヒャッカイ!
>Listen up Anri, the crime scene, the crime scene! Go over the crime scene a hundred times over!

[Narration]
ばたばたと遠ざかる足音を聞きながら、杏里とソヨンは、目をしばたたかせた。
>Listening to the footsteps getting further and further, Anri and So-yeon blinked.

[Anri]
百階? いくらポーラースターが大きいからって、やだな、かなえさん。
>Floor 100? The Polarstar is really big, I don't want to, Kanae-san.

This's a pun. Tried to think of something, but couldn't. 百回=百階.

これを機会にコーヒー絶ちしたら?
>What if you took this as a chance to abstain from coffee?

[Narration]
杏里はがしっと、天京院のわきに腕をまわしてはがいじめにした。
>Anri slid her arms around Tenkyouin, and put her into a Nelson hold.

[Tenkyouin]
な、なにするんだ杏里ッ!
>Wh-what are you doing, Anri!

[Anri]
……かなえさん。人間やめちゃオシマイだよ。
>...Kanae-san. It's the end if you stop being a human.

[Tenkyouin]
バカ、離せ! 離せったら!
>Idiot, let go! I said let go!

[Anri]
ボクはもう、かなえさんがカフェイン中毒のドロ沼に溺れていくさまを見過ごすことができないんだ……
>I can no longer just stand by and watch as you drown yourself in the muddy swamp of caffeine addiction...

[Tenkyouin]
うわあっ、コーヒーッ!!コーヒーを呑ませろォッ!!
>Uwaah, coffee!! Let me drink coffee!!

[Tenkyouin]
ハァ……ハァ……た、頼む杏里……あたしは……
>Haah...Haah...pl-please, Anri...I...

[Narration]
青白い顔で懇願する天京院の横顔に、杏里は生唾を飲み込んだ。白衣に隠されたかなえの腕は細く、あまりに非力だった。
>At the sight of the side of Tenkyouin's pale face as she pleaded, Anri gulped down her saliva. Kanae's arms, hidden in her white clothing, were powerless.

[Tenkyouin]
あ、杏里……く、苦しいよ…………
>A-Anri...i-it hurts...

[Anri]
か、かなえさんっ……我慢して!ボクだってツラいんだ!
>Ka-Kanae-san...endure it! I'm also hurting!

[Tenkyouin]
と見せかけてファイア、ファイアァ〜!
>She feinted, screaming, 'Fire, fire~!'

[Narration]
杏里の腕がゆるんだすきに、天京院はポケットのリモコンを操作する。
>Anri's arms relaxed a little too much, and Tenkyouin used the remote control in her pocket.

[Narration]
壁に並ぶミキサーが一斉に稼働する。
>The mixers lined up on the wall started to operate, all at once.

[Narration]
カカカカカカカカカカカッ!
>Chkchkchkchkchkchkchk!

[Anri]
いたっ、いたたたたたたたァッ!
>Ow...owowowowowowowowww!

[Narration]
部屋のあちこちからミキサーに直結したガトリング式のバレルが顔を出し、猛連射を杏里に向けて浴びせる。
> Gatling style barrels linked to the mixers stuck out from everywhere in the room, and they bathed Anri in a sea of continuous fire.

[Soyeon]
こ、コーヒー豆鉄砲!? きゃあっ!
>Coffee bean cannon!? Kyaa!

[Narration]
部屋中を跳弾する豆から、ソヨンも逃げまどった。
>So-yeon ran around the room, also trying to escape the coffee beans ricocheting in the room.

[Tenkyouin]
甘いぞ、杏里。コーヒーを切らしたあたしは、何をするかわからないぞ!? はっははははははは! おっとカードを忘れちゃいけない……
>You're naive, Anri. Did you not know what I, who had run out of coffee, would do!? Hahahahahaha! Whoops, I can't forget my card.

[Narration]
高笑いしながら、天京院は部屋を去った。
>While laughing in a piercing voice, Tenkyouin left the room.

[Anri]
痛たたた……ちょっとしたお茶目なのに。
>Owwww...I was just playing around with her.

[Anri]
忙しいって言う割に、こんな面白い仕掛けを……かなえさんてば……
>Though she said she was busy, she planted this kind of amusing device...Kanae-san is too much...

[Soyeon]
あの……この豆は飲んじゃ……?
>Um...can't these coffee beans be drunk...?

[Anri]
……撃つ豆と挽く豆は違うんだって。時々、徹夜して、割り箸で一粒一粒選り分けてる。
>...Shooting beans and grinding beans are different. Occasionally, she'll stay up all night and separate them grain by grain with chopsticks.

[Soyeon]
は、はぁ……
>A-ahh...

[Narration]
ソヨンは、大量の豆が散乱した床にぺたりと座りこんでつぶやいた。
>So-yeon sat on the floor, strewn with a large amount of beans, and muttered.

[Soyeon]
……いいなあ。
>...This is nice.

[Anri]
ん?
>Mm?

[Soyeon]
杏里さんは、あたしにうらやましいって言われましたけど、お二人だってすごく仲よしじゃないですか?
>You told me that you were jealous of me, but aren't you two really close?

[Anri]
うん。とっても。
>Yeah. We really are.

[Soyeon]
天京院先輩みたいなすごい方と、お友達だなんて憧れちゃいます。
>I really hope that I can be friends with someone amazing like Tenkyouin-senpai.

[Anri]
ソヨンだって、もう友達だよ。
>You're already a friend, you know.

[Soyeon]
あ───
>Ah—

ハイっ!
>Yes!

[Soyeon]
ところで、天京院先輩って授業には?
>By the way, doesn't Tenkyouin-senpai have classes?

[Anri]
ミキサー付き万年筆の機能美を理解しない教師の授業には出ないんだって。
>She said that she wouldn't go to the classes of teachers who don't understand the beauty of the mixer-attached fountain pen.

[Soyeon]
ミキサー付き……まさか書くたびにまわるんですか?
>Mixer-attached...you can't mean that it spins every time you write?

[Anri]
歯医者さんが決闘してるみたいなすごい音がする。
>It makes an amazing sound, just like the noise of a dentist doing battle.

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